Wednesday, November 3, 2010

The Pursuits of My Solemates

Shoes are like men, the good ones are hard to find!!  I could never confess to my priest about my love affair with acquiring more shoes despite owning a closet full of shoes.  I lustfully hunger for pretty and walkable work shoes at modest prices.  However, I haven’t had any luck in search of my solemates.

If I were the commander in chic, I shall ban all pretty shoes that lack crucial element of walkability.  I resent companies that deliberately make beautiful shoes feel hard like a pair of 6 packs.  How do they expect people to walk in them?  

I shall mandate all pretty shoes to be made for walking at 80% off original price.  I live and breathe for spending minimally.  Therefore, purchasing shoes at original price is eternally sinful and unforgivable in my religion of frugal shopping.  I feel a great sense of accomplishment and gratification when acquiring good deals.  Saving money feels as good as losing weight!

I lost some weight & desperately need to find new shoes.  Hopefully the mystical power of destiny will unite my solemates and I toe-gether soon! 

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