Shoes are like men, the good ones are hard to find!! I could never confess to my priest about my love affair with acquiring more shoes despite owning a closet full of shoes. I lustfully hunger for pretty and walkable work shoes at modest prices. However, I haven’t had any luck in search of my solemates.
If I were the commander in chic, I shall ban all pretty shoes that lack crucial element of walkability. I resent companies that deliberately make beautiful shoes feel hard like a pair of 6 packs. How do they expect people to walk in them?
I shall mandate all pretty shoes to be made for walking at 80% off original price. I live and breathe for spending minimally. Therefore, purchasing shoes at original price is eternally sinful and unforgivable in my religion of frugal shopping. I feel a great sense of accomplishment and gratification when acquiring good deals. Saving money feels as good as losing weight!
I lost some weight & desperately need to find new shoes. Hopefully the mystical power of destiny will unite my solemates and I toe-gether soon!
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